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Free Crochet Dishcloth Pattern – Clean AF Washcloth

This sassy free crochet dishcloth pattern is sure to bring some joy into the not-so-fun task of cleaning up around the house!

Because let’s face it, cleaning isn’t the most fun task, so if you’re going to have to do the thing…might as well have a little fun with it 😀


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Terms / Skill Level

US / Intermediate


Yarn -

Have you tried Dishie by WeCrochet yet? I LOVE this stuff. SO much more than your run-of-the-mill cotton yarn. Click the pic to check out my review on this yarn and see why it’s worth ordering!

Hook -

Notions -

    • Yarn Needle


Gauge is not terribly important for this pattern, unless you’re super particular about the size of your washcloths….but in general, the tighter your stitch, the stiffer the washcloth, so just bear that in mind 🙂


~8″ square


beg – beginning

ch – chain

rep – repeat

sc – single crochet

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)


Pattern Notes


Graph is worked in single crochet. For a large, looser cloth, you could work in hdc as well.

Beginning ch 37, start Row 1 in second ch from hook.

Ch 1 does not count as first stitch in each row.

If you would like the letters to be a bit cleaner on the edges, consider working RS row in the back loop only of the previous row and each WS row in the front loop only of the previous row, this will help the stitches line up a lot better, but can be a bit more time-consuming.

Instructions for
~CLEAN A.F. - A Free Crochet Dishcloth Pattern~
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Pattern Instructions Continued


Using T (text color) for contrast;

Work *rsc/crab st into each stitch around and work 3 in each corner.


*If you are not familiar with the reverse single crochet, I recommend watching this tutorial by Bella Coco:

And Finally… in all those ends and BLOCK IT!!

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Free Crochet Pattern – Plant Purgatory Wall Hanging

Let’s face it, just because you love plants, doesn’t automatically mean you have the greenest thumb on the planet…If you or someone you know keeps buying plants just to watch them slowly die on a shelf (like me…) then this wall hanging is the perfect in-good-humor free crochet pattern to stitch up 😀

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