This sassy free crochet dishcloth pattern is sure to bring some joy into the not-so-fun task of cleaning up around the house!
Because let’s face it, cleaning isn’t the most fun task, so if you’re going to have to do the thing…might as well have a little fun with it 😀
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Terms / Skill Level
US / Intermediate
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Gauge is not terribly important for this pattern, unless you’re super particular about the size of your washcloths….but in general, the tighter your stitch, the stiffer the washcloth, so just bear that in mind 🙂
beg – beginning
ch – chain
rep – repeat
sc – single crochet
sp(s) – space(s)
st(s) – stitch(es)
Graph is worked in single crochet. For a large, looser cloth, you could work in hdc as well.
Beginning ch 37, start Row 1 in second ch from hook.
Ch 1 does not count as first stitch in each row.
If you would like the letters to be a bit cleaner on the edges, consider working RS row in the back loop only of the previous row and each WS row in the front loop only of the previous row, this will help the stitches line up a lot better, but can be a bit more time-consuming.
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Pattern Instructions Continued
Using T (text color) for contrast;
Work *rsc/crab st into each stitch around and work 3 in each corner.
*If you are not familiar with the reverse single crochet, I recommend watching this tutorial by Bella Coco: https://youtu.be/K7XOkueIkNM
And Finally…..sew in all those ends and BLOCK IT!!
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