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Free Wall Hanging Crochet Pattern – Damn.

This free wall hanging crochet pattern is the third in the “To the Point” series. If damn is your favorite word, this one is for you my friend. 

I talked about my amazingness as a parent on the Fuck. entry to this series. While she’s perfectly capable of throwing out just about every word in the book, her favorite is actually damn. 

For a while there she was using her made up derivative of “damner” for basically everything. We chuckled especially hard when she would get frustrated or surprised and shout “What the damner?!” Did I mention that we’re really killing it at this whole parenting thing? LOL

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Damn. - A Wall Hanging (Crochet Pattern)

Who’s ready to WIP this up for your own wall? Or maybe a friend who has a penchant for the word damn? 

Much like the other wall art in this series, this is a quick project. The main section is worked in graph. Top it off with a few decorative rows, slide it on to your dowel rod and you’ll be rocking it before you know it!

 

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Need some help in the crochet colorwork arena?

Check out the videos in my YouTube playlist of tutorials for Crochet Colorwork and Graphs

How to Read a Crochet Graph>

Change Colors Fair Isle Method>

You’ll see this called Intarsia in the video, but I have since learned that, after all this time of doing this thing, this method is actually called Fair Isle. 

Intarsia is specifically where you would use a separate bobbin for each and every section where the color changes (using the video’s example, the H, I, ! and Background would all have a separate bobbin in Intarsia. Where Fair Isle, the colors are carried across the wrong side of the work.

Change Colors Tapestry Method>

Details
aka The Boring Shit.

Skill Level

Intermediate

Materials

Yarn -

Hook -

Notions -

Gauge

Using US #7 (4.5 mm) and yarn (A) 15 single crochet stitches and 17 rows = 4”

Why gauge? If you want your piece to fit on the 12″ dowel rod, gauge matters. If you are fine with needing to cut a larger/smaller dowel, then it matters less.

Sizes

Finished size of tapestry itself (not including section to hang on dowel rod) – 10″ x 14″

Abbreviations

beg – beginning

ch – chain

dc – double crochet

hdc – half-double crochet

rep – repeat

RS – right side

sc – single crochet

sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)

tc – triple crochet

WS – wrong side

Pattern Notes

  • Try playing with different size yarn and corresponding hooks to achieve different tapestry sizes, just remember you’ll have to adjust the dowel rod to match
  • Ch at beg of row counts as 1st stitch, unless noted otherwise, throughout entire pattern.
  • Graph is worked in single crochet. 

Special Stitches

V-Stitch (vs) – dc, ch2, dc in same st or sp indicated

Crocheted wall art that says "Damn." Represents a crochet pattern that is available from Classy Lady Yarnworks

Pattern Instructions for Damn. - A Wall Hanging
aka The FUN Shit!

Graph Section

The actual image of the graph is included with the premium pdf version, available for just $3!

Worked in single crochet.

To begin graph section – Ch 37, 1st stitch of row 1 worked in second ch from hook.

Colors (A) & (B) denoted in Materials>Yarn section at beginning of pattern

 

 

← Row 1-10 [Alternating RS/WS, ending with 10th row on WS]: A36

← Row 11 [RS]: A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2, B5, A2

→ Row 12 [WS]: A2, B6, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2

← Row 13 [RS]: A5, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 14 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A5

← Row 15 [RS]: A5, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 16 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A, B3, A5

← Row 17 [RS]: A5, B3, A, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 18 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A, B3, A5

← Row 19 [RS]: A5, B3, A, B2, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 20 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B6, A, B2, A4, B2, A, B6, A5

← Row 21 [RS]: A5, B6, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B6, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 22 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B3, A, B2, A5

← Row 23 [RS]: A5, B2, A, B3, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 24 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B3, A, B2, A5

← Row 25 [RS]: A5, B2, A, B3, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 26 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A5

← Row 27 [RS]: A5, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A2

→ Row 28 [WS]: A2, B2, A2, B2, A, B2, A2, B2, A, B8, A, B2, A2, B2, A5

← Row 29 [RS]: A5, B2, A2, B2, A, B3, A2, B3, A, B6, A, B6, A2

→ Row 30 [WS]: A2, B5, A3, B4, A2, B2, A4, B2, A, B2, A2, B2 (you can fasten off B,) A5

← Row 31-40 [Alternating RS/WS, ending with 40th row on WS]: A36 – DO NOT FASTEN OFF.

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Wall Hanging Crochet Pattern Instructions Continued

Top Border

Continue from top of graph:

Row 1: ch5, sk2, *(vs, ch3, sk4) 6 times*, vs, ch1, sk1, dc, turn

Row 2: ch5, *(vs in next ch2 sp, ch3) 7 times*, ch2, dc in third ch, turn

Row 3: ch2, hdc in next ch2 sp, *(2hdc in next ch2 sp, 3hdc in next ch3 sp) 6 times*, 2 hdc in next ch2 sp, hdc in next ch2 sp, hdc in 3rd ch

Row 4: ch9, sl st in eighth ch from hook, *(5sc, ch8, sl st in first ch) 6 times*, sc, fasten off.

Bottom Border

Flip work upside down and RS facing

Row 1: ch5, sk2 *(vs, ch3, sk4) 6 times*, vs, dx, turn

Row 2: ch4, sk next ch2 sp, *(5 tc in next ch2 sp) 7 times*, tc in third ch, fasten off.

Finishing

Hanging Cord

Choose a color, I prefer to use the same color as the background, but you do you. We’re going to create a cord using a simple crocheted chain.

Leave a generous tail at the beginning and end of this piece, it will be used to help secure the cord to the dowel in the final step. I like to leave about 18in.

ch 10, sl st in first ch, ch 70, sl st in tenth ch from hook, fasten off.

You should have a long chain with a loop and a long tail at each end. See 1st photo on Page 8 for visual.

Block

Sew in those ends and then BLOCK IT with the main piece (not including the hanging loops/tube) measuring around 10″ x 14″ 

I know, I know, blocking is no fun. But blocking can mean the difference between a nice rectangular flat piece and a piece that looks like it belongs in a fun house. Block it damn it! Love you <3

I find that I prefer steam blocking for these pieces, it dries faster. BE CAREFUL with steam if you go with an acrylic yarn, overheating acrylic will “kill it” making it super shiny and drapey (totally a real word right? Right.) Unless, of course, that’s the look you want, then kill away 🙂

These are the mats I use and I love them!

Thread Dowel Rod

Thread the dowel rod through the loops/tube at the top of the piece. You may need to bust out a bit of sandpaper if the dowel is not smooth and the threads catch. Don’t have sandpaper? Try a nail file to at least smooth out the worst spots.

Now high five yourself because you're done my friend!

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