Spring is here and that means it’s time for me to pretend like I can actually keep plants alive again! Hooray! So, of course, I had to dream up a funny crochet planter ‘s apron pattern!
It’s time to get on your knees, grab a tool or two and get a little dirty! If you enjoy a little punny innuendo as much as you enjoy taking care of plants, well this pattern is perfect for you!
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Let's Get Dirty! - A Crochet Planter Apron Pattern
This crochet apron pattern is stitched up primarily using half-double crochet. It’s a loose stitch to keep from adding too much weight to your body when you’re already liable to be sweating from manual labor…
It was stitched up using the ever-useful Dishie cotton by WeCrochet / Knitpicks. If you’ve never used this yarn, I’ve linked a review below to introduce you to it. This stuff is my favorite 100% cotton yarn to use for just about every utility project and I use it in nearly all of my wall hanging patterns. It’s easy on the hands but also durable!
Dishie Yarn Review
Dishie yarn is a great, affordable 100% cotton yarn that is perfect for many crochet projects! It’s crazy easy on the hands and it’s many colors will have you feeling inspired!
Spring Exclusives 2022 - With Cosy Rosie UK
And I can’t mention dreaming up this pattern without mentioning Cosy Rosie UK. Fiona (the beautiful mind behind Cosy Rosie UK) selected me and this pattern to be featured in her Spring Exclusives 2022 event and I’m just so excited and thankful!
So you can get my pattern by itself OR get yourself a better treat and snag the entire event bundle and get all the patterns for 72c each.
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Details
aka The Boring Shit.
Skill Level
Intermediate
Also need basic sewing skills for optional pocket
Terminology
US Terms
Materials
Yarn -
Hook -
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- Furls Odyssey 5.0 and 6.0 mm
Notions -
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- Yarn Needle
- Stitch Markers
Gauge
Gauge is not SUPER important for this piece. Though note that if you want the piece to be smaller or larger you could increase or decrease gauge to manipulate the size of the final apron.
13hdc x 11 rows = 4″x4″
Sizes
The main section is about 24″ at the widest and 32″ at the tallest
Abbreviations
beg – beginning
ch – chain
hdc – half-double crochet
rep – repeat
RS – right side
sc – single crochet
sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)
st(s) – stitch(es)
WS – wrong side
Crochet Pattern Notes
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NOTES:
All parts, including the graph section are worked in hdc.
Both sections of main apron body are worked using the 5mm hook.
Turning ch does not count as a stitch in any part of this pattern.
Don’t be afraid to test and alter the neck strap and tie straps’ length to fit your preferences!
For simplicity sake, the main body section is written entirely in graph format…
–“(Dec) x1” will always be done in color B
–The last 2 rows may seem confusing on the visual graph, but if you follow the written section it may be easier to understand
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