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Crochet Rectangle Shawl / Wrap Pattern

This easy crochet rectangle shawl / wrap pattern is for all of you out there who get cold and do not fucking appreciate it. Like me 🙂

Seriously there is a reason why I’m mostly fine to stay living in Texas. I mean, for the most part. Some of our collective ideals down here in the Bible belt aren’t necessarily for me, but I appreciate that it doesn’t get ultra cold at least.

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Freezing My Tits Off Wrap - Crochet Rectangle Shawl

This rectangular wrap crochet pattern is perfect for the person who needs a little extra warmth at the office because they keep the A/C at what feels like -10 degrees. You can express your disdain and nobody even has to know unless you tell them!

When I dreamed this up I wanted to offer an option for some subtle snark. I love colorwork and that is generally what I tend towards, so I wanted to shake it up a bit and try something a little different 🙂

 

 

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And I can’t mention dreaming up this pattern without mentioning Cosy Rosie UK. Fiona (the beautiful mind behind Cosy Rosie UK) selected me and this pattern to be featured in her Autumn Exclusive 2021 event and I’m just so excited and thankful! 

So you can get my pattern by itself OR get yourself a better treat and snag the entire event bundle and get all the patterns for 45c each.

Friend that is 40, I repeat…FORTY patterns for $18.00. 

And you’re gonna want to ACT FAST because after 10/20/21 it will be $34.95, which is still a hell of a price, but not $18 hell of a price.

More about the Freezing My Tits Off Wrap

This wrap is not a fast design, but it is a pretty simple one. And if you’ve never dived into the world of graph reading, this is a pretty simple one to get started with! (P.S. If you need some help with graph reading or colorwork, I can help with that! Check out my tutorial videos below! 

It is composed primarily of single crochet, double crochet and cluster stitches. With a little bit of flare on the top and bottom border just for funsies.

For more contrast, if you’re feeling bold and audacious, switch the clusters to a secondary color!

 

To purchase this pattern just click the link below! And scroll down if you’d like a bit more info before you buy! Including a tutorial on the special stitch used in this pattern 🙂

Oh hey, just so you know! This post may contain affiliate links. If you click a link and purchase anything, I will receive a small portion of the sale from the seller. There’s ZERO extra cost to you. And don’t worry, I wouldn’t suggest something to you that I wouldn’t suggest to my own family, because that would be shitty and I prefer not to be shitty to people. Thanks for supporting my little business <3 

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Details
aka The Boring Shit.

Skill Level

Beginner/Intermediate: There is one semi-advanced stitch used, but don’t let it scare you, once you do it once or twice, you’ll have it down 😉

 

Terminology

US Terms

Materials

Yarn -

 

Hook -

 

Notions -

    • Yarn Needle

 

Gauge

I don’t find that gauge is super important for this piece, but you don’t want it to be too far off. Especially if you’re talking about it being a bigger gauge (less stitches and rows in 4″,) because it will loosen the fabric and therefore reduce the contrast between the base stitches and the raised stitches

 

Using 4.0mm hook…Alternate rows of dc and sc, 16 stitches by 12 rows (6dc and 6sc rows) = 4″x4″

Sizes

82″ x 14″

Abbreviations

beg – beginning

ch – chain

cl – cluster stitch

dc – double crochet

dss – diagonal spike stitch

hdc – half-double crochet

rep – repeat

 

RS – right side

sc – single crochet

sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)

tc – triple crochet

WS – wrong side

Crochet Pattern Notes

  • Beginning ch(s) counts as first stitch in each row.

    In graph form rows, each dc/cl row begins with a ch3 and each sc row begins with a ch1.

    SC rows are worked between the dc/cluster rows in the graph section to keep the cluster stitches aligned properly.

Special Stitches within this Crochet Pattern

Diagonal Spike Stitch – Find a tutorial for this stitch here.

Cluster Stitch

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Crochet Rectangle Shawl / Wrap Pattern

Crochet this rectangle shawl / wrap for yourself or a friend who’s all sass but still has to work a day job… A subtle design that you can wear to express how you feel without anyone knowing, unless you tell them! Perfect for wearing around the house on chilly nights or to the office where the A/C is way too damn low. Stitch it up for yourself or as a gift for a chilled friend today!

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Subversive Cross Stitch and Crochet – Free Pattern

A little marrying of the fiber crafts here! If you love to cross stitch and crochet alike, well this is perfect. If you’re looking for an alternative to just one or the other, may this help stave off some boredom then! Perfect to make for yourself or a friend…at least until the kids are old enough

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