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Crochet Wall Hanging Pattern – Stitch Bitch


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Crochet Wall Hanging - Stitch Bitch

This crochet wall hanging pattern was designed to be displayed loud and proud! You love to stitch, so tell the world about it!

This pattern was designed as part of the #MyCrochetShit series.

I had such a damn blast putting this together. Playing with the polka dots and the cursive font is just way too much fun considering the message LOL. 

I wanted to coordinate with the other patterns in the series, so I repeated the polka dot and cursive theme from the Crochet Shit Project Bag and just played around with the colors so it wasn’t toooooo matchy matchy.

Crochet Along Info

This pattern was originally released as part of a Crochet Along that ended June 2nd, 2021. If you want to know when we do another ridiculously fabulous crochet along, make sure you join us in the Facebook group, it’s fucking blast in there even if we aren’t doing a CAL!


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Skill Level / Terms

Intermediate / US


Yarn -

Hook -

Notions -

    • Tapestry Needle
    • 12″ Wooden Dowel Rod



Using 4.0mm hook and any Caron one pound yarn, 16sc x 16 rows = 4″x4″


10″ x ~17″ including tassels


beg – beginning

ch – chain

dc – double crochet

hdc – half-double crochet

rep – repeat

RS – right side

sc – single crochet

sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)

tc – triple crochet

WS – wrong side

Pattern Notes

Try creating this with different sized yarn and corresponding hook to get smaller or larger results. Just know that the dowel rod size will have to be adjusted!

Special Stitches

Crossed Double Crochet (cdc)

sk1, dc, cross hook behind dc just created, insert hook into previously skipped st from front to back, work another dc into skipped st


Find a video tutorial for this stitch here. 

Need some help in the crochet colorwork arena?

Check out the videos in my YouTube playlist of tutorials for Crochet Colorwork and Graphs

How to Read a Crochet Graph>

Change Colors Fair Isle Method>

You’ll see this called Intarsia in the video, but I have since learned that, after all this time of doing this thing, this method is actually called Fair Isle. 

Intarsia is specifically where you would use a separate bobbin for each and every section where the color changes (using the video’s example, the H, I, ! and Background would all have a separate bobbin in Intarsia. Where Fair Isle, the colors are carried across the wrong side of the work.

Change Colors Tapestry Method>

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Stitch Bitch Wall Hanging

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Let’s face it, just because you love plants, doesn’t automatically mean you have the greenest thumb on the planet…If you or someone you know keeps buying plants just to watch them slowly die on a shelf (like me…) then this wall hanging is the perfect in-good-humor free crochet pattern to stitch up 😀

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6 thoughts on “Crochet Wall Hanging Pattern – Stitch Bitch”

  1. Bonnie Burkhardt

    How big around should the dowel be? Thought I could order from Amazon, but all I can see are bundles of rods.

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  3. I’m not sure what I’m missing, but I don’t see how or where to sign up for the stitch bitch class. I’m interested though!

    1. So you can just follow along on the post if you like, it will be updated with each new section of the pattern starting on 5/27/21. If you want daily reminders via email, you can sign up in the blue/green gradient box. From there you’ll get a confirmation email and you can hop in the Facebook group if you like to participate there, though I think you might already be in there if I’m not wrong…Let me know if you have any issues!

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