This crochet tote bag pattern will make the perfect gift for YOU! Because how long has it been since you made yourself something?!
This pattern also includes an additional graph so you can make a plain polka dot panel, just in case you want to skip the rudeness…for some unknown reason 😉
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If you gauge it to match mine, you’ll end up with a bag that’s approximately 15″ x 16″x5″.
I wanted this mofo to be BIG and have plenty of room to carry larger skeins or multiple small projects.
Plus I needed more room to be absolutely positive there’s way no mistaking what it says HA! We wouldn’t want to mince words.
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Terms / Skill Level
US / Intermediate
- Yarn Needle
Using 4.0mm hook and yarn (A) or (B), 15sc x 15 rows = 4″x4″
Gauge is not terribly important for this piece unless you just really want the size to end up being exactly 15″ x 16″
beg – beginning
blo – back loop only
ch – chain
dc – double crochet
flo – front loop only
hdc – half-double crochet
rep – repeat
RS – right side
sc – single crochet
sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)
sp(s) – space(s)
st(s) – stitch(es)
tc – triple crochet
WS – wrong side
Ch 1 does not count as first stitch in each row.
NEED HELP WITH COLORWORK?
Find my tutorials on tapestry crochet and graphs at the end of this post!
Tip for cleaning up your colorwork pieces!
Check out this video tutorial and tip for making colorwork pieces like these a little cleaner and more finished!
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Need some help in the crochet colorwork arena?
Check out the videos in my YouTube playlist of tutorials for Crochet Colorwork and Graphs
How to Read a Crochet Graph>
Change Colors Fair Isle Method>
You’ll see this called Intarsia in the video, but I have since learned that, after all this time of doing this thing, this method is actually called Fair Isle.
Intarsia is specifically where you would use a separate bobbin for each and every section where the color changes (using the video’s example, the H, I, ! and Background would all have a separate bobbin in Intarsia. Where Fair Isle, the colors are carried across the wrong side of the work.
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