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Crochet Tote Bag Pattern – Crochet Shit

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This crochet tote bag pattern will make the perfect gift for YOU! Because how long has it been since you made yourself something?! 

This pattern also includes an additional graph so you can make a plain polka dot panel, just in case you want to skip the rudeness…for some unknown reason 😉

If you gauge it to match mine, you’ll end up with a bag that’s approximately 15″ x 16″x5″. 

I wanted this mofo to be BIG and have plenty of room to carry larger skeins or multiple small projects. 

Plus I needed more room to be absolutely positive there’s way no mistaking what it says HA! We wouldn’t want to mince words.

Below you will find some info and details about the pattern to help you know what to expect from it. Then you can click the green buttons to go to the product page and make it yours!

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Details
aka The Boring Shit.

Terms / Skill Level

US / Intermediate

Materials

Yarn -

Hook -

Notions -


    • Yarn Needle

Gauge

Using 4.0mm hook and yarn (A) or (B), 15sc x 15 rows = 4″x4″

 

Gauge is not terribly important for this piece unless you just really want the size to end up being exactly 15″ x 16″

Sizes

Approx. 15″x16″x5″

Abbreviations

beg – beginning

blo – back loop only

ch – chain

dc – double crochet

flo – front loop only

hdc – half-double crochet

rep – repeat

RS – right side

sc – single crochet

sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)

tc – triple crochet

WS – wrong side

Pattern Notes

NOTES:

Ch 1 does not count as first stitch in each row.

Tip for cleaning up your colorwork pieces!

Check out this video tutorial and tip for making colorwork pieces like these a little cleaner and more finished!

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5 thoughts on “Crochet Tote Bag Pattern – Crochet Shit”

  1. Beth McC -- Runeshadowbeth

    I spotted this pattern in the 2021 “31 Spring Crochet Patterns,” and I had to snap it up. LOL… I thought it was a great bag, and at first glance, should have known it came from your talented and irreverent hands. Thanks a million for participating in the blog hop. Now THIS is a project bag I’d be proud to use.

    Thank you for making my day!

  2. I’m wanting to get the BLOGLOVIN’ but I don’t see the link to get it. Can you please help me with this?

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