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Mug Rug Crochet Pattern – FREE – Crochet, Coffee, & Curse Words


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This mug rug crochet pattern says it all. I certainly run on Crochet, Coffee & Curse Words…how about you?

This is the 3rd entry in the Crocheter’s Series of patterns and I’ve got plans for about 8 total patterns O.o

The first two were the Crochet Shit – Tote Bag and matching Polka Pouch – Hook Case

I cannot wait to complete this series, it’s been so fun to dream up…

The inspiration for this series stemmed from the knowledge that we crochet enthusiasts tend to stitch things for everyone in the damn world but ourselves. So I wanted to create a series to encourage crafters to do something for themselves for once!

So I hope you enjoy WIP’ing up this mug rug and all the other patterns in the series!

Oh hey, just so you know! This post may contain affiliate links. If you click a link and purchase anything, I will receive a small portion of the sale from the seller. There’s ZERO extra cost to you. And don’t worry, I wouldn’t suggest something to you that I wouldn’t suggest to my own family, because that would be shitty and I prefer not to be shitty to people. Thanks for supporting my little business <3 

aka The Boring Shit.

Terms / Skill Level

US / Intermediate


Yarn -

Hook -

Notions -

    • Yarn Needle


Using 4.0mm hook and yarn (A) or (B), 14sc x 15 rows = 4″x4″


Gauge is not terribly important for this piece unless you just really want the size to end up being exactly 7″ x 10″


7″ x 10″ not including tassels


beg – beginning

blo – back loop only

ch – chain

dc – double crochet

flo – front loop only

hdc – half-double crochet

rep – repeat

RS – right side

sc – single crochet

sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)

tc – triple crochet

WS – wrong side

Pattern Notes


Ch 1 does not count as first stitch in each row.

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Pattern Instructions for
Crochet, Coffee & Curse Words
- A Mug Rug Crochet Pattern-
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Ch 1 DOES NOT count as first stitch in each row through entire pattern.


Ch 44

Row 1 – with (A): sc in 2nd ch from hook, *(ch1,sc) repeat from * across, turn (43)

Row 2: ch1, sc across, turn (43)

Row 3: ch1, sc *(ch1, sc) repeat from * across, turn

Row 4: Repeat row 2

Row 5-8 – with (B): Repeat rows 3 & 4

Row 9-12 – with (A): Repeat rows 3 & 4

Continue this pattern alternating between color A and B,

ending in color (A) on Row 28

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Pattern Instructions Continued


Cut 48 approximately 6″ lengths of color (A) & 36 approximately 6″ lengths of color (B)

Use 3 at a time to knot a set of tassels. Place 2 tassels at either end of each stripe. I do this by folding the 3 strips in half, pushing my crochet hook through where I want to place the tassel, then hooking on the looped end of the 3 strands and pulling through, then knotting by pulling the loose ends through the loop I have just created.


Use the photo to help with placement of the lettering.


I recommend folding the whole piece in half on the short edge. Then begin by back-stitching letters from the middle.


As an example, I began by stitching the lower case “t” in “Crochet” to the left of center and worked towards the capital “C” at the beginning of the word

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