Crochet Project Bag – Crochet Shit – Premium Pattern


Snag this crochet project bag pattern and stitch up the perfect tote to carry all of your crochet supplies around! It’s about time you made something for yourself for a change!

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This crochet tote bag pattern will make the perfect gift for YOU! Because how long has it been since you made yourself something?! 


If you gauge it to match mine, you’ll end up with a bag that’s approximately 15″ x 16″ x 5″. 

I wanted this to have plenty of room to carry larger skeins or multiple small projects.  

Below you will find some info and details about the pattern to help you know what to expect from it. 

This pattern also includes an additional graph so you can make a plain polka dot panel, just in case you want to skip the rudeness…for some unknown reason 😉

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Terms / Skill Level

US / Intermediate


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Using 4.0mm hook and yarn (A) or (B), 15sc x 15 rows = 4″x4″


Gauge is not terribly important for this piece unless you just really want the size to end up being exactly 15″ x 16″


Approx. 15″x16″x5″

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