Crochet Lapghan Pattern – Fuck Off, I’m Crocheting


You deserve some quiet time at the end of the day! Don’t let anyone wonder if you can be bothered, just throw your new lapghan in your lap and let everyone know exactly what time it is.


This lapghan is made with three different colors to help keep it interesting since, I don’t know about you, but I can get a bit bored doing larger patterns that are just the same stitch over and over. At least you get to change yarn colors with this one 🙂

Since there are color changes for this pattern that couldn’t be carried on a wrong side, I recommend the tapestry crochet method for carrying colors. Unless you’re one of those people who like working with tons of bobbins…in which #YouDoYou friend.

The border utilizes a crossed double crochet, one of my favorite stitches to easily add a bit of texture to a pattern that has lots of double crochet. 

And the tassels. Holy shit the tassels just bring me all the joy. I hope they do the same for you. If you need some pointers on making tassels, you can check out my tutorial here.







Uses Linked Double Crochet instead of sc like traditional colorwork. Find a tutorial for linked double here.

Uses a crossed double crochet. Find a tutorial for the crossed double crochet here.

Has tassel details at the corner. Find a tutorial for how to make a tassel here.

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