Stitch Bitch – Wall Hanging – Crochet Pattern


This crochet wall hanging pattern was designed to be displayed loud and proud! You love to stitch, so tell the world about it!

This pattern was designed as part of the #MyCrochetShit series.

I had such a damn blast putting this together. Playing with the polka dots and the cursive font is just way too much fun considering the message LOL. 

I wanted to coordinate with the other patterns in the series, so I repeated the polka dot and cursive theme from the Crochet Shit Project Bag and just played around with the colors so it wasn’t toooooo matchy matchy.

aka The Boring Shit.

Skill Level / Terms

Intermediate / US


Yarn -

Hook -

Notions -

    • Tapestry Needle
    • 12″ Wooden Dowel Rod



Using 4.0mm hook and any Caron one pound yarn, 16sc x 16 rows = 4″x4″


10″ x ~17″ including tassels


beg – beginning

ch – chain

dc – double crochet

hdc – half-double crochet

rep – repeat

RS – right side

sc – single crochet

sl st(s) – slip stitch(es)

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)

tc – triple crochet

WS – wrong side

Pattern Notes

Try creating this with different sized yarn and corresponding hook to get smaller or larger results. Just know that the dowel rod size will have to be adjusted!

Special Stitches

Crossed Double Crochet (cdc)

sk1, dc, cross hook behind dc just created, insert hook into previously skipped st from front to back, work another dc into skipped st


Find a video tutorial for this stitch here. 

Need some help in the crochet colorwork arena?

Check out the videos in my YouTube playlist of tutorials for Crochet Colorwork and Graphs


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