No Ducks Given – Subversive Cross Stitch & Crochet


A little marrying of the fiber crafts here! If you love to cross stitch and crochet alike, well this is perfect. If you’re looking for an alternative to just one or the other, may this help stave off some boredom then! Perfect to make for yourself or a friend…at least until the kids are old enough

No Ducks Given is a premium pattern that combines two awesome fiber crafts, subversive cross stitch and crochet together in one place!

A little play on words thanks to good ol’ autocorrect…because seriously…nobody meant to say ducks. LOL

The pattern includes more photos and tutorials, plus NO ADS! Check the info below for details on materials needed to recreate this beauty for yourself!

aka The Boring Shit.

Skill Level / Terms

Intermediate / US


Yarn -

Hook -

Notions -

    • Tapestry Needle
    • 15″ Wooden Dowel Rod or rod of some sort for hanging



Using 4.0mm hook and light worsted yarn (like Wander above) 10 scc x 9 rows = 4″x4″

Gauge is not important for this piece, just note that the rod length may need to be adjusted depending on final width.




beg – beginning

ch – chain

dc – double crochet

rep – repeat

sc – single crochet

scc – single crochet cluster

sp(s) – space(s)

st(s) – stitch(es)


Pattern Notes

Try creating this with different sized yarn and corresponding hook to get smaller or larger results. Just know that the dowel rod size will have to be adjusted!

Special Stitches

Single Crochet Cluster (scc)

1st scc of the row:

sc2tog working in the first and second ch, ch1


all remaining scc in the row:

sc2tog working in the 2nd ch from the prior stitch and the next ch, ch1


Find a video tutorial here:



Find a video tutorial for this stitch here. 


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